"Whew, we can finally sleep at night! In the most recent issue of The Aquarian, Chad Gilbert of New Found Glory confirms that he is, in fact, dating Hayley Williams (Paramore)."
Seriously, is this what it's come to? BREAKING NEWS!!!! Jeremy Enigk is dating the girl from Jejune. How stupid does that sound? Ok, then. If this is where we are headed, then it's over more than I realized.