New Zealand Newspaper Blaming Vampire Biting on Emo

First, read this article:

Second, read the first paragraph again. It says, "emo demon books and movies". I went to the book store and asked around if they had this genre at all. Nope. I then went on Google and search this. Still nothing.

Weird, sounds like two drunk guys went fucking ballistic. Sure, blame emo, why not.