Look Out Warped Tour 2009, Washed Up Emo is there Sunday!

I, Pierre, will be there Sunday participating in the "we need to just take these kids money ONE more year" Warped Tour in CT. Rumors is that it's just a big dance party. Hopefully a few bands can keep it together this summer. Look for a bunch of updates, videos and pictures of completely stupid bands that you all hate, love and want to punch in the temple.

Goals:
- Pause the Millionaire's backing track. I'm bringing my programmable remote.
- Find Brokencyde and lure them to the Holiday Inn Express in downtown Hartford where I brought a professional from Intervention. Going to need some help here people. Find me at the Truth bus.
- Give kids guitars, amplifiers and non-auto tune microphones. I know this is the toughest out of my goals but I'm talking to Gibson about this.
- See Alexisonfire.

BREAK!

SHOCKER ALERT! Millionaires DON'T ACTUALLY SING!

It's true everyone. I know it's hard to imagine but they don't sing. I'm going to a support group tonight to figure all of this out in my head. I'm not sure I can continue living knowing this.

Great article from Buzznet complete with shit talk from Alexisonfire - READ IT HERE

New Brokencyde Video - PUT UP FAKE OFFICIAL VERSIONS!

Everyone! Take this video, put new music to it, preferably something that doesn't make you vomit and post it as OFFICIAL!

Pete Wentz' comments on Michael Jackson - PHEW NOW I CAN CONTINUE MOURNING...

Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy
“Michael Jackson has been a part of my life for as long I have heard music. He in my mind is the ultimate entertainer of our generation. I can remember exact moments of my life based on Michael Jackson songs and videos.”

Lets see what moments........just guessing here:

Thriller - First time I thought about a guy.
Beat It / Man in the Mirror - Happened at the same time.
Bad - First time I stole another bands song and made it my own.
Smooth Criminal - Remembers this each time someone buys Clandestine Clothing.

My New Favorite Website - Stuff You Will Hate

The site StuffYouWillHate.com is a great look at the scene kids today. A recent post tears apart a girl that draws pictures of Brokencyde. Oh and she is straightedge and into Brokencyde, so thank god she doesn't listen to everything that band says. What a fucking retard. Seriously, I want to punch you in the temple right now.

Sunny Day Real Estate Fan Password

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SunnyDayRealEstate

Pierre has his ticket.... do you?

yes...this is for all the shows.

The Jealous Sound opening SDRE dates

andddddddddddddd i'm spent.

Sunny Day Real Buys More Estate With All The Cash From EMO!

So the guys need a little more cash with the "second reunion" for all of those counting. This happened in 1998 when all the Fall Out Boy fans were still into Blink-182, oh wait, they are back too. Well anyway, this isn't the first time they are reforming but yes the kicker is the focus on the first two records, which is all anyone yells for at any show. So for $30 and a shit load of ticketmaster fees you can relive what I did 11 years ago. FUCK i'm old.

JUNE IS SHIT ON PETE MONTH! PETE SPITS ON PHOTOGRAPHER! Oh I Forgot, He Is Above The Law. My Bad.

You must think I read PerezHilton.com a lot but I can't but help in posting this for all my beautiful emo haters out there. Pete decided to spit on a photographer during his 30th bday party. I'm sure the photographers were a bunch of jerks but don't f'n spit on em!

Thanks to Trashley Wentz for the tip.

Pete Wentz Decides to Ruin Comic Books

Add one more thing I can't do without thinking of our lovely Pete. Read comics. Claudio from Coheed and Cambria started this mess and then Gerard (from My Chemical Romance Queen Epic Music Video Band) used marketing and took kids money with his pile of shit. So now Pete wants in the game and has plans to release a comic about a "mysterious toy maker" and a cyborg named "Tiffy". So lets get this straight, Pete is the "toy maker" or bass player and the cyborg is Ashley?

Superman, Transformers, Batman, The Green Goblin, Tiffy. Yeah, sounds like a hit.

Pete has big plans for it - "It’s more than a comic. In the end, it will be a graphic novel, clothing, website and (even) possible toys themselves."

Wow, A website! Shit, I'm all over this!

Read It Here

Images from the Comic - SPOILER ALERT!!!!

PS - Heard Angels and Kings was reopening. I will be first to bring my little cousin who looks 25 and try and shut the place down again.

I found the holy grail of emo music.

more info to come.. but this is Indiana Jones, finding the Lockness monster, how long pete wentz' career will last into 2010. Like that BIG!

NEW brokeNCYDE VIDEO! Each time you watch this brokeNCYDE video is then saying you like to beat kittens with sledgehammers

No, I haven't watched this. It might be the greatest video on the planet or has references to Jimmy Eat World and Mineral. Guess what? If it did, I still wouldn't watch it. Please someone on Warped Tour, take them out.

brokeNCYDE - Booty Call Feat. E-40

PETE WENTZ SERVED A MINOR AT ANGELS AND KINGS! YOU STUPID SHIT!

In probably the greatest day in Washed Up Emo history... Angels and Kings in NYC has been closed for serving a minor. Pierre here at WashedUpEmo.com is fine with you drinking but come on Pete, you already make the kids look stupid with the hair, your clothing line and now you want to add drinking? You're BETTA THAN DAT!

As long as it's closed I will treat this time like it's Christmas. Where everyone is a good mood, you can enjoy yourself with friends and family and give each other gifts. I will go shopping immediately tonight. No, Pete, I won't get you a flask.

Read the Perez link here.

Once again, thanks to Trashley Wentz for the tip/reads Perez before work stuff.

Emo being discussed on ThisIs50.com!

Watch out emo fans. 50 Cent has gotten a hold of what emo is and look out for some hilarious collaborations between Brokencyde and 50. Just sayin thats probably next.

Read the hilarious forum post here.

Creed is to Butt Rock as Sunny Day Real Estate is to Emo

The rumors are flying all around for the SDRE reunion. I'm way into this and was lucky enough to see them back in 2000. Although, I see SDRE as a band that everyone says is their favorite emo band or the one that started it. Sady, not Christie Front Drive, the band responsible for Jimmy Eat World being who they are today.

So I thought long and hard and realized that SDRE are Emo's version of Creed. Creed is to butt rock as SDRE is to Emo. SDRE are the one everyone mentions if you even heard of emo once. Same goes for butt rock and if you think of bands you think of Creed, Nickelsack, etc. It's like saying you know about politics and pull out the state senator from New York and then sound really smart. Even though you know that's the only one you know. Not sure why you would want to be really versed in butt rock but hey, I don't care what you do while trying to pick up chicks next to the jukebox at the bar downtown.

Regardless, I hope that this tour of Sunny Day Real Estate doesn't include everyone in the crowd just yelling numbers out to the band ("Seven", "47" and the emo approved "In Circles". Yes, they will play those so shut the fuck up and let them play.

Enjoy this performance of "Seven" from the Jon Stewart show. No, not The Daily Show. This was his late night show back in the day you bastards...

The Jealous Sound are BACK!

Word on the street is that The Jealous Sound (ex Knapsack, currently bad ass) are hard at work on a new album and upcoming tour. We all here at Washed Up Emo commend Blair at his hard work with TJS and can't wait to hear it.

In the meantime...check out a TJS jam and a Knapsack number. Scream along with me!

No Security at Bamboozle. Pierre looked Pete Wentz right in the EYE! PLUS new writers!

I walked into Bamboozle 3 days in a row. The apex of emo is dead and no way in hell was I going to pay/support that. I did though try the sweet cake/vegetarian delight. Delish. Pictures coming this week.. I still need to dry out.

That is right my lovely readers. I, Pierre, looked straight in the eye of Pete Wentz. You know what I saw? I saw a guy that looked right through me but then just as he turned away, there was a twinkle in his eye. He knew, he knew I was looking at him as he rode away in his motorized cart at the lovely Bamboozle festival. But more importantly I got to mouth, "Look at that fucking guy..." as then his motorized cart moved him to his bus to lick his bass in preparation for the show that night. It was glorious and we here at Washed Up Emo are thankful for the opportunity.

Finally...amazing news! We here at Washed Up Emo have two new writers that will be gracing this site. First is Trashly Wentz. She will be providing the gossip and usually hears about things WAY before myself so, Trashly, welcome. And also, lets welcome Briancyde. He is a long time reader and supporter of all things Washed Up Emo. Thank you for your current support and future contributions.

MY NEW BROKENCYDE HAS ARRIVED!! - Blood on the Dance Floor

If you thought I made fun of Brokencyde too much. Just wait.

Their first song is called "S my D". I will provide the trashcan for you to throw up in. Then after that song, you are on your own.

Blood On The Dance Floor MySpace

Jimmy Eat World Reveals the Meanings Behind "Clarity"

Click below to read the meanings behind all the jams on "Clarity"

HERE!

Is this Post Hardcore Book Going to Be Good?

Will this book be good? Someone let Pierre know... Thanks.



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